me: okay lets start this homework
*2 hours later*
me: okay lets start this homework

This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.

(Source: aimingtobeaimee, via blowdick)

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

(via demon-in-the-time-vortex)

marylovesbooks:

soulpunc:

"oh, hey what are you reading?"
*shows book cover*

"what’s it about?"
*mumbles unintelligibly*

(via timetostopblogging)

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

(Source: memewhore, via timetostopblogging)

bestsnogever:

bestsnogever:

i love how skirts and dresses allow easy access

to the toilet am i right ladies

(via sherlkock)

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

neatfrog:

Cute pictures from today feat. Best irl friend

(via neatfrog)

vinebox:

How to deny a baby