in court

judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

(via orgasm)

ghostgif:

*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?

(Source: real-ass-talk, via timetostopblogging)

fallontonight:

Truth or Truth with Stephen Colbert [x]

Stephen Colbert tells Jimmy his biggest secrets.

(Source: clarence-odbody, via ohfuckmoriarty)

olerex:

bitch i will connecticut u

image

(Source: bueefs, via narratedbysarcasm)

special-kkk:

American Horror Story: Furniture & Carpets

special-kkk:

American Horror Story: Furniture & Carpets

(via orgasm)

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via narratedbysarcasm)

completeveestripped:

brownglucose:

ridge:

i love learning useless information 

nice

Lol. Must share this elsewhere.

completeveestripped:

brownglucose:

ridge:

i love learning useless information 

nice

Lol. Must share this elsewhere.

(via chimeraivy)